One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.

Men don't make passes at crones with big (rhymes with passes).

And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were telling me... of course, a lot of this has to do with science - progressing.

I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to side.

I'll always push the envelope. To me, the ultimate sin in life is to be boring. I don't play it safe.

I was born and bred to be a great flirt.

I'm not lost,I'm just in between places I recognize.