I'm not lost,I'm just in between places I recognize.

I just remember that disturbing feeling of walking into that prison, the complete loss of privacy, the complete loss of stimulation, dignity.

You have the morals of rabbit, the character of a slug, and the brain of a platypus.

One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.

We are all benefiting from the great feminists who struggled and suffered and worked to give us everything women now enjoy... I refer to myself as a feminist, and I do it with pride.

Men don't make passes at crones with big (rhymes with passes).

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people.