I wouldn't record any song that I didn't like.

My music is about a joyful experience. I've learned that if you can affect other people, you should.

I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.

Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.

Your own shoes are hard enough to fill, but somebody else's are even tougher.

When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead