My mother said I was a little odd as a kid. I was alone a lot, but I didn't feel alone.

I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.

I don't know many people who don't have somebody in their family who's a part of the gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender community. It's not like they're aliens or outsiders. This is family.

Some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world, I want to be the one to walk in the sun.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.

I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better stop or I'll go blind.