I lucked out when I started to sing. I'd already experienced failing at everything else.

Before I became famous I had a very full life, and that gave me a lot to pick from. I always use everything. It always comes in handy. Working with animals... Well, I just enjoyed that. That was the most peaceful time.

Men and women are different. I don't think men grow a brain until 26 or even 30. Girls mature a lot quicker.

I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.

Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.

God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.