Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

It doesn't count if your swing is going the highest if you're getting pushed.

It's not enough to be able to spell "magnificence" in your bedroom. You have to be able to spell it at the microphone during the spelling bee.

It's easier to knock on a door that's not shut all the way.

It's easier to throw sticks on the campfire than to try to restart it when it goes out.

The longer the test the better you feel when it's over.

Whiners usually play alone.