Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

It's easier to knock on a door that's not shut all the way.

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them.

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

Don't expect a stranger to wipe your nose.

A tiny hole can empty a great big bucket.

Whiners usually play alone.