Don't say "The last one there is a rotten egg": unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

They'll remember you if you're the best reader in class-or if you throw up at lunch.

You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats.

It feels a lot colder when you're shoveling snow than when you're building a snow fort.

Whiners usually play alone.

You can either keep peddling, get off the bike or fall over.

Look at the footprints you've made.