One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.
It's easier to throw sticks on the campfire than to try to restart it when it goes out.
You don't get to decide your part in the school play, but you do get to decide whether or not you play it well.
Shortcuts aren't always.
If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.