Not everything worth keeping has to be useful.

Some people think they know who you are, when really they don't.

Sometimes people don't answer because they didn't hear you, Other times it's because they don't want to hear you!

Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

When someone is upset, it’s not a good time to bring up your own problems.

Wishes are slippery things. You have to be very specific or you can get exactly what you wished for and still end up with nothing.

Just this once, let it be easy.