Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
The true function of a writer is to produce a masterpiece and no other task is of any consequence.
In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.