Slums may well be breeding grounds of crime, but middle class suburbs are incubators of apathy and delirium.
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
Words today are like the shells and rope of seaweed which a child brings home glistening from the beach and which in an hour have lost their luster.
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.
It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator.