There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MacHaleNights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ
D. J. MacHaleI see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
D. J. MacHaleNow it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
D. J. MacHaleI was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job. Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn't want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
D. J. MacHale