"Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry." -Bobby

It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.

I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.

Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first," Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)

Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?