I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face." -Bobby Pendragon

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War

I guess this means that our conflict is finally over. Perhaps we should celebrate." – Saint Dane Perhaps you should bite me." Bobby

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

Riggedy riggedy white Come and spend the night We'll play some games Some wild some tame Cause if you will, you might. By, Laberge

Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)