Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find someone's hand and squeeze it, while there's still time.
The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.
A meeting moves at the pace of the slowest mind in the room.
It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.
If you take the best of Wayne Dyer and add it to the best of Anthony Robbins, what you would have would only be half as good as Steve Chandler.