A meeting moves at the pace of the slowest mind in the room.
Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.
It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
Criticizing lawyers for lawsuits is like criticizing linebackers for knocking people down.
Just because we increase the speed of information doesn't mean we can increase the speed of decisions. Pondering, reflecting and ruminating are undervalued skills in our culture.
The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.