Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A dillar a dollar a ten o clock scholar blow off his legs and then watch him holler. Rockaby baby in the tree top don’t stop a bomb or you’ll probably flop. Now I lay me down to sleep my bombproof cellars good and deep but if I’m killed before I wake remember god its for your sake amen.

An animal can learn to fight, but to sing beautiful things and make people believe them.

Now listen, buddy, there are a few corny ideas you got to get out of your head if you're going to fly an airplane. Most things are just the reverse from what people think. The higher you are the safer you are. The Earth down there, that, that-s your enemy because once you hit that, boy, you splatter.

You show me a politician with his heels ten feet in the air, and by Judas priest, Ill show you an honest politician.

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

When one man says, “No, I won’t,” Rome begins to fear.

What's so noble about being dead?