I'd make a bad preacher.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were.

Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death.

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

Comedy makes everything accessible. Watching the news is kind of like being fed your evening pill. What's fun about it? Nothing. And so if you can get news and information about things going on in the world through a comic platform, everything's going to connect.