Personally, I liked working for the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector ... they expect results!

You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

I'd make a bad preacher.

Personally, I liked working for the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector ... they expect results!

I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic.

One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley.