Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts.

Oftentimes, those special brains, the ones that are capable of focusing more intently than others, do so at the expense of emotional maturity

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.

Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.

I think one reason my books have found mainstream success is that they're written from a skeptical point of view.

God answers all prayers, but sometimes his answer is 'no'.

Everyone thinks that religion is the ball and chain. But the reality is that sin is the ball and chain. A relationship with Christ is the freedom that people are looking for in alcohol and drugs.