If you're not a beautiful person, you can't do anything about it.

When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.

I'm a good audience in general, but it's hard to make me laugh.

When I was on Broadway, people would really just recognize me around the theater. When you're showing up on commercials and posters, the scope of people recognizing you gets a little wider.

Well, I think a lot of people just want to be famous.

My brother and I, we were both relatively good-looking guys growing up, but we had our awkward stages, where we were just hard to look at.

In 20 years I want to look back and see a collection of crazy characters that I made - a menagerie.