I call myself a chameleon.

I was playing little league baseball when Bruce Jenner was winning the gold but I don't think I was really paying attention at that time.

I always know where the scissors are.

It took me time to realize that the men who won Olympic gold medals in the decathlon are just men, just like me.

You can only look forward to a South Dakota winter if, as with childbirth, remodeling a house, or writing a novel, you're able to forget how bad it was the last time.

Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!