The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip.