Much to popular disbelief, horses walking around during the elections with their tails straight up in the air are not showing off their Bush/Quale buttons.

It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country.

Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!

I just don't believe in the basic concept that someone should make their whole career in public service.