When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.

People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.

The best thing about rain forests is they never suffer from drought.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible.