When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.

Maybe you guys will get lucky this year and face the Orioles in the World Series

Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub.

Most women do not want to be liberated from their essential natures as women.

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.