I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President.

The future will be a better tomorrow.

Americans have always excelled through hard work, innovation, and an ability to find solutions that makes us unique among nations.

Looking back, I should have pursued philosophy and economics and things of that sort in college more, but I didn't.

People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

The cause of the riots were the rioters