It is not death that I'm apparently now succumbing to, but the rapid diminishment of lifeforce from this body of mine.
Dan QuayleThey asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
Dan QuayleHappy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.
Dan Quayle