If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations and I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it. I'm going to put it in a safe and keep it there! Does that answer your question?

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.