Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.

Much to popular disbelief, horses walking around during the elections with their tails straight up in the air are not showing off their Bush/Quale buttons.

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.

Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and the different types of little things that you could get for Christmas. And all the people that would help you, they were dressed up in things that said 'I believe in Santa Claus.' And the only thing that I could think is that I believe in George Bush.

What the media wants and what the media demands of Christians is very simply this: your silence.

Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.