I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most valuable player of a league. We only play in maybe half of the games. Being a relief pitcher means part-time employment. We're bench players, and bench players shouldn't be M.V.P.

When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.