I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That's a fifth of a pregnancy.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.