These guys [the Catholic church] make Enron look like altar boys.

The Republican convention opens in New York to re-nominate George W. Bush and showcase the party's, quote, 'moderate side.' Will voters buy it?

Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.

This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex.

You'd better do what you feel good about doing. If we [try] to figure out what it is the audience wants and then try to deliver it to them, we're lost souls on the ghost ship forever.

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?