When the going gets weird, anchormen punt.

The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'.

It's the ratings, stupid, don't you know? They've got us putting more fuzz and wuzz on the air, cop-show stuff.

Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder.

Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.

One finds oneself saying: 'I know the right question, but ... this is not exactly the right time to ask it.'

Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.