It's not John who wants to cut his mother into tiny pieces, it's Mr. Monster. See? I feel better already.
Dan WellsDead bodies are calm and silentโperfectly still, perfectly harmless. A corpse will never move, it will never laugh, and it will never judge. A corpse will never shout at you, hit you, or leave you. Far away from the zombies and junk that you see on TV, a corpse is actually the perfect friend. The perfect pet. I feel more comfortable with them than I do with real people.
Dan Wells