Friends, I was pretty sure, lift their friends up; they don't weigh them down like a sack full of stones

Guys don't go for me. Period. I don't distract them. They don't sneak glances in my direction. They don't think of me when I'm not standing right in front of them. I'm scenery. I'm background.

I have a theory that as long as you have one good friend, one real friend, you can get through anything.

Some things you can fix, and some things you can't. And I just think it is a shame to walk away from the things you can.

The Little Drummer Boy was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy senseless with his own drumsticks.

Precision about language can be really, really annoying. It can make you miss the point of what the other person is saying altogether.

Friends, I was pretty sure, lift their friends up; they don't weigh them down like a sack full of stones