The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

We need more bodies, 'cause it's not looking enough like the last scene in Hamlet already. --Chopper Jim Chopin

To be a writer is to embrace rejection as a way of life.

The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

Over a third of the Newenhan population was under eighteen,which didn't make his job any easier, the hormonally challenged being terminally and all too often fatally prone to acts of stupidity.

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.