The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.

To be a writer is to embrace rejection as a way of life.

The library is what keeps us a step ahead of the apes.

Why was it that the instant you sent someone a check, no matter how worthy the organization, the first thing they did was ask you for more? Irritating, and a waste of the money she had just sent them.

Over a third of the Newenhan population was under eighteen,which didn't make his job any easier, the hormonally challenged being terminally and all too often fatally prone to acts of stupidity.

We need more bodies, 'cause it's not looking enough like the last scene in Hamlet already. --Chopper Jim Chopin