I think I'm gonna attach myself to the sinking ship that is book publishing.

I tend to be the type who is overly polite and sort of ingratiating to other people.

When you see somebody who's got a complaining personality, it usually means that they had some vision of what things could be, and they're constantly disappointed by that. I think that would be the camp that I would fall into - constantly horrified by the things people do.

The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really serious, but also really funny and mean.

I'm always looking for things I imagine must exist, but don't - this is usually the impetus to create that thing myself.

You try to make the world a better place and what does it get you? I mean, Christ, how the hell does one man stand a chance against four billion assholes?

I'm more interested in characters who are a little difficult.