It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: 'That's the end of that.

So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.

If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.

Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else.

Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.