It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

Sooner or later, everyone's story has an unfortunate event or two...The solution, of course, is to stay as far away from the world as possible and lead a safe, simple life.