Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to go through life without understanding even the most basic of ironies.

Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else.

-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.