Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!

Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.

There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people, and everybody wants to read something different.

In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.