Blinded following the Blindfolded
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.
Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.
People don't always get what they deserve in this world.
Accidents happen all the time.
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