Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.
Daniel HandlerThey say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.
Daniel HandlerNeither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
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