Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerNeither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
Daniel HandlerIn this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.
Daniel HandlerSo every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.
Daniel Handler