Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.
Daniel HandlerSometime during your lifeโin fact, very soonโyou may find yourself reading a book, and you may notice that a bookโs first sentence can often tell you what sort of story your book contains.
Daniel HandlerThe thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up. Like a tie at a tag sale, some perfect thing in a crate of nothing, you were just there, uninvited, and now suddenly the party was over and you were all I wanted. I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.
Daniel Handler