...there's nothing wrong with occasionally staring out the window and thinking nonsense, as long as the nonsense is yours.

I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.

How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?

The only thing he cares about.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.