Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel HandlerYou should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
Daniel HandlerPeople who say money doesnโt matter are like people who say cake doesnโt matterโitโs probably because theyโve already had a few slices.
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