Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

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There are some things we might not know,but that doesnt mean we should give up.We can find out what we need to know.We can find out everything

The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, the more it becomes clear to the audience that I am in fact Lemony Snicket, that I am in fact standing in front of them.

It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.