You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make you feel warm and safe, even if you are in the middle of a windy valley high up in the mountains.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.

The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies.

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.