Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

There are a lot of wankers, and a lot of people who think they are really hardcore and cool but they're not.

If negative meant positive we'd be heroes.

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.

Think what you want, this is what we are.

Reactive arthritis is something I've been dealing with for nearly a year.

People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.