There are a lot of wankers, and a lot of people who think they are really hardcore and cool but they're not.

I don't know if sitting home everyday is normal, but that's what I do.

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.

I wrote... Neon Ballroom in that time where I hated music, really everything about it, I hated it.

I had to try and find a way to express happiness without sounding corny.

Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner

Trees have feelings too, and no one ever says 'hi' to them. Next time you're outside and see a tree, say 'hello'.