The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.

I have long ago accepted that I am a little crazy and a little weird. It wasn't that exciting a revelation though. Turns out everyone is.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

People who love themselves, don't hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.

It doesn't matter if I'm off the beat. It doesn't matter if I'm snapping to the rhythm. It doesn't matter if I look like a complete goon when I dance. It is my dance. It is my moment. It is mine. And dance I will. Try and stop me. You'll probably get kicked in the face.

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.

I have to wonder at what point the people fighting to protect marriage will realize that traditional couples haven't exactly been doing too good a job of it so far.