I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

People who love themselves, don't hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.

The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.

My dad encouraged me to quit my job and pursue the life that I am about to have. He got excited with me. He was the first one to tell me that I could do it. I am 30 years old, and I still find great power in my own dad telling me it's possible. I still find great power in my own dad telling me I can do it.

I have long ago accepted that I am a little crazy and a little weird. It wasn't that exciting a revelation though. Turns out everyone is.

I'm not going to miss 95% of life to weigh 5% less.

Sometimes to be a good parent... You have to laugh when you want to be angry. You have to be angry when you want to laugh. And that is why good parenting is tough.