And I'm slightly in love with Scarlett Johansson: she's just stunning. And she's bright, which is incredibly sexy.

[I] take inspiration from kids. ... They're very honest in how they act and how they are in the world.

The one piece of advice I would give to any actor is, if you want to go out on the street without being recognised, without even being looked at, go out with a 6ft 8in beautiful transsexual. No one gives you a second glance. Especially when you're 5ft 5in.

I’m an atheist, and a militant atheist when religion starts impacting on legislation.

It's really good to talk about it [ hydraulic penises and prosthetic butts], and it's very gratifying when people ask us about the other aspects of the film [Swiss Army Man], but [those things] are part of the movie and they're important and hilarious, a very fun part of the movie, so there's no sense from us of not wanting to talk about that. I think it's exciting that those things exist in a film that is also very heartfelt and emotional and profound.

If I die on a film set when I'm 80, I'll be happy with that.

I've been working since I was 9, and I've never known a life without a film set.