How irritating it must be for people, to be bombarded with me!

All it takes is for me to be seen chatting up a girl for [tabloids] to, you know, make up some crappy headline about me being a sex rat or whatever they call it.

I've worked every day since I was 10. I don't know how to do anything else. There is nothing else I'd rather be doing.

Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking.

I don't think that you necessarily need a certain type of background to take on roles. You see actors from very, very privileged backgrounds playing working class characters and vice-versa. I don't think your background limits you as to what you can do.

Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things.

'Insane Farting Corpse' is a really hard movie to do a Q&A for. The audience is still kind of reeling and being like, "I don't know what to ask."