You’re not necessarily supposed to believe it…You’re just supposed to believe in it.

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

There are those rare people who function like human magnets, who are individually so attractive – or repellent, depending on the situation – that a considerable amount more seems to happen to them, and likewise, their presence in a certain place makes more seem to happen around them. They’re magical people. They have special power.

In the land of the dying, sentences go unfinished, you know how they're going to end.

When a man's stories are remembered, then he is immortal.